LiLo hates bush

The story:
Lindsay Lohan was seen out in London with suspicious looking marks on her wrist, which her publicist says were caused by a bush.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Damn girl, we didn't know it was that serious
Best Week Ever says: Lohan's wrist watch
Celebitchy says: Lindsay's a cutter!
CelebNewsWire says: Lindsay Lohan: scars 'n' snatch
Celebrity Hijinx says: Cuttin' lines
Dlisted says: Crackheads get cut up a lot
Hollywood Rag says: Lindsay Lohan's mysterious wrist cuts
Lainey Gossip says: Lindsay Lohan: self-harming?
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan is suicidal, possible lesbian
Yeeeah says: Lindsay Lohan is a cutter

Who said it best:
Celebrity Hijinx thinks Lindsay did her holiday shopping early this year:

Lindsay's rep says she "fell in a bush." Sounds like someone got an early Christmas present -- lessons at Elliot Mintz School of BS and PR.