Monday, October 30, 2006

Another one bites the dust

The story:
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated.



The combatants:
Best Week Ever says: Reese and Ryan have Witherspooned and died!
Celebrity Hijinx says: It's 49 in dog years
Defamer says: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe's wholesome Hollywood Camelot crumbles
CelebNewsWire says: Reese and Ryan break up, a nation weeps
Mandy's Mind is Gossipy says: The seven year itch
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are done
Popsugar says: Reese and Ryan split???
A Socialite's Life says: Breaking: Tracey Flick admits defeat
Celebitchy says: Ryan and Reese separate
Tabloid Whore says: Reese and Ryan officially separate
Lainey Gossip says: The death of sunkissed illusion: Reese and Ryan over
Mollygood says: Oh no! Reese and Ryan Split! Pout.
Egotastic says: Reese Witherspoon is soon to be single
Dlisted says: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe split
The Superficial says: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe split

Who said it best:
Lainey Gossip wonders where the blame will fall:

Speculation will now undoubtedly spread like wildfire – why, when, who, how, and the MiniVan Majority will most likely blame Angelina Jolie.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Mandy from Minnesota said...

You don't waste any time man, I took my son to the doctor, and this story broke while I was gone. I was only away for 2 hours, and by the time I got home, you already had a post. I think I need a blackberry or something to stay ahead! Have a good one, old wise one!

6:16 a.m.  

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