Hey hey Paula

The story:
Paula Abdul appeared to be drunk on a morning talk show.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Paula Abdul is high
Best Week Ever says: Yay! Paula Abdul is drunker than ever!
Defamer says: Paula Abdul suspicious incoherence preview
Dlisted says: Paula Abdul: "I've never been drunk in my life!"
Evilbeet says: Paula Abdul absolutely blasted out of her mind
Faded Youth says: Mmmm....painkillers
Gawker says: Paula Abdul, drunker than usual even on live TV
Glitterati Gossip says: Paula Abdul: back on the sauce?
Haute Gossip says: Paula is my new favourite
Hollywood Rag says: What's wrong with Paula Abdul?
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Paula Abdul is a mess
Mollygood says: Paula Abdul has never been drunk
The Superficial says: Paula Abdul promotes American Idol, forgets her brain
Tabloid Whore says: Oh Paula
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Paula Abdul is drunk. Again.

Who said it best:
I Don't Like You In That Way is impressed with Paula's range:

It's one of the best Kirk Douglas impressions I've seen. I didn't know she was this talented.