Match made in matchstick heaven

The story:
Lara Flynn Boyle got married to some guy who isn't Jack Nicholson over the weekend.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Was Jack Nicholson aware of this?
Best Week Ever says: On tonight's Bones: Lara Flynn Boyle marries
Dlisted says: The original Nicole Richie got hitched
Glitterati Gossip says: Lara Flynn Boyle marries
I'm Not Obsessed says: Lara Flynn Boyle got married, and it wasn't to Jack Nicholson
Popsugar says: Lara Flynn Boyle got married
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Lara Flynn Boyle gets hitched
Yeeeah says: Lara Flynn Boyle gets married

Who said it best:
Yeeeah thinks it must be a slow news day if this story is making the rounds:

Yes. Lara fucking Flynn Boyle. That’s the best I can do today. Not one celebrity beaver, nobody parked the wrong way on the interstate. Sorry.