Monday, November 27, 2006

More TomFat wedding news

The story:
Janet Charleton reports that Tom Cruise wore a girdle under his Armani suit because he'd gained 20 "emotional eating" pounds prior to the wedding.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Tom Cruise hasn't left the house without lycra on these hips since he was 16 years old
Celebitchy says: Tom Cruise wore a girdle under his wedding suit
CelebNewsWire says: Tom Cruise gets fashion tips from your grandma
Haute Gossip says: Tub-o Tommy needed a girdle for that tux
Hollywood Rag says: Tom Cruise wore a girdle
Janet Charleton's Hollywood says: Tom Cruise: it's a cinch
Spank Cheeks says: Cruise admits to being an emotional eater

Who said it best:
Spank Cheeks gives us a vision the newlyweds honeymoon:
I can only imagine how Kate was feeling as she donned her L. Ron Hubbard Mask and watched him slink out of that sexy number.



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