Monday, December 18, 2006

Lohanapalooza - they're all whores!

The story:
Another rambling Lindsay Lohan email is making it rounds, and in this one she claims stripping is hard work which has left her battered and bruised.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Swinging on pole bruises Lindsay's inner thighs, writes email about it
Best Week Ever says: Lohanvolution: update from HQ
CelebNewsWire says: Lindsay Lohan incurs stripper pole's wrath, gets bruised
Celebrity Hijinx says: Firecrotch hits the pole
Defamer says: Lohan via Blackberry: stripping is totally hard you guys!
Dlisted says: Blohan's pole dancing bruises
Egotastic says: Lindsay Lohan: topless dancer, bruised stripper
Faded Youth says: Lindsay has respect for strippers
Hollywood Rag says: Lindsay Lohan injured by strip pole
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Lindsay Lohan is colorful
I'm Not Obsessed says: Lindsay Lohan has bruises from poll dancing
Mollygood says: More than you ever needed to know about Lindsay's 'upper and innner thigh action'
Popsugar says: Stripping leaves Lindsay beat up
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan tries writing again, this time about strippers
Tabloid Whore says: Like she's never had bruised thighs before
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Lindsay really respects those c&nts
Yeeeah says: Lindsay Lohan does the stripper thing

Who said it best:
I personally love a trilogy, and Celebrity Hijinx has the inside scoop on this one:
Lindsay Lohan, best selling author, philosopher and spiritual leader, known for her social grace, elegance, beauty, glamour and fashion sense has already completed the third email in her prolific trilogy “The Painful, Unedited Fall of A Semi-Literate Movie Star.”
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