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The story:
Paris Hilton was out partying with a new BFF, House of Wax co-star Elisha Cuthbert.

The combatants:
Best Week Ever says: Elisha Cuthbert, your vagina is on notice
CelebNewsWire says: Paris Hilton corners her next victim
Egotastic says: Paris Hilton will ruin Elisha Cuthbert just like she ruined Britney Spears
Hollywood Tuna says: Could there be an Elisha Cuthbert upskirt in the near future?
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Paris didn't defend Britney
Popsugar says: Stavros tries to tame Paris

Who said it best:
Unlike the Spearship, Egotastic doesn't think Paris is going to be the hot one here:

Oh, and yes, putting Paris Hilton side by side with the incredibly beautiful Elisha Cuthbert does make her look that much more retarded.

Image via Hollywood Tuna